There's actually a town called Dildo

 Roughly 1,200 people live there, who proudly call themselves Dildoians, according to The New York Times.


It's been around since the late 18th century, and is primarily known for its abundance of marine resources. As in animals, not actual Marines holding dildos.

There have been previous attempts to change the name to something less controversial, but all measures have failed so far. The people of Dildo are said to be proud of their long and strong heritage.